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Nurses ask the darnest questions

So the hypochondriac in me decided to head down to A&E after coughing out a few spats of blood. Over at the hospital, I was mostly met with zombified staff whom I reckon were behaving the way they were due to the fact that it is the graveyard shift. Obviously these zombies do not really think through what they say because this conversation actually happened between me and this particular zombified nurse:

Nurse: What's wrong with you?
Me: I had on and off fever and I coughed out lots of blood earlier on.
Nurse: Did you take your temperature?
Me: No.
Nurse: Then how you know you had fever?
Me: Duh... it's like how I know I need to go shit?

Ok... so I didn't say that to her... but I really wanted to. I mean, you don't need a thermometer to know you are having a fever. Your body naturally lets you know! Boy, was that a classic....
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Pamela Anderson on politics

I'm embarrassed to say this, but I actually agreed with Pamela Anderson! It may be a little far-fetched but it just might work! Farming hemp to save the world? Remember those swinging 60s when everybody actually seemed really happy and the words "world peace" were all those Americans could say? Well, it's all thanks to good old marijuana! So who's to say that legalizing marijuana might not help usher in the next golden age of America? And castrating child molesters? Brilliant! Brilliant Brilliant! I think Pamela should consider running for presidency in 2012!


Read more here.
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Blood Ties



Synopsis

What holds a family together? Is it money, family values, crisis or simply pure love?

In this heart-warming comedy, three squabbling siblings are forced to unite when an outsider tries to lay claim on their father's business inheritance; a mother worries that her family is falling apart when her daughters adopt different family values; and a daughter while struggling with her mother's dementia, gets a shocking revelation about her family. Mixing Chinese Opera elements, wacky slapstick action and many endearing moments, Blood Ties is a family show not to be missed! This fiercely original SIM FILM AND PERFORMING ARTS SOCIETY production stars an ensemble cast wholly comprising of student talents from SIM.

Come watch!
 
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Yes, we can!


I may not be American, but it doesn't make me any less elated to know that Obama has clinched the presidency. And the fact that Obama is America's first black president makes it all the more sensational... Could there ever be a Latin American president in the future? Perhaps even a Chinese American one? Boy... that'd be the day... Anyway, this has to be perhaps the single most significant political event for my generation. I only started becoming interested in Obama's campaign when he fought against Hillary Clinton to become the Democrat nominee... and since then, I have been enthralled by this enigmatic man. He has brought the message of change not only to the Americans, but also to the entire world. I'm anticipating eagerly the changes he promised... and hopefully somewhere in the future, we can all look back and say yes.... we made the right choice in him. These are truly exciting times...

 
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Ah Beng Fetish

 


I'm developing this silly crush on this cute ah-bengish chap that I recently got to know while filming. He's not exactly gorgeously cute looking... but he certainly has his charms. Anyway, here's a short film featuring him as an ah beng boss working in a firm that hires supernatural beings. I must say, not only is he talented in film making, he's also a pretty good actor. He reminds me of the Chinese American film maker Wong Fu. Actually, he reminds me more of Christopher Lee. Anyway, I must make a mental note to cast him for my next film.
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I'm such a hypocrite! Hehe....



OH MY GAWD!
I know I have been pretty much against a three-way relationship when it comes to Big, but I will definitely jump into one with these two hot guys inside the MTV. Haha.. I know, I can be such a hyprocrite sometimes... Well, I guess have a new favourite KTV song to sing now...

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My Chinese pride



I was never a fan of the Olympic Games until it finally made its stop in Beijing. Frankly, I'm never a fan of sports, but somehow this year's games managed to keep me captivated, notably track and field, gymastics (eyecandies everywhere!) and swimming (simply exciting to see that green line chasing those swimmers everytime... hehe...). So it was a bittersweet feeling to know that it all ends today. I don't know why, but watching the Beijing Olympics closing ceremony earlier on TV actually made me emotional. It was heartwarming to see those Chinese performers giving their heart and soul to the performance, and what a spectacular performance it was! The Chinese people sure know how to party... and they certainly have every right to. From their 50 gold medal winnings, to the mammoth Olympic structures that they built, and right down to their impeccable organisation of the Games, China has finally shown the world what it is truly capable of. And even though I'm not from China, being Chinese however, is reason enough to make me feel proud. And proud I am to be Chinese. Somehow, I think a part of me will always look to China as the motherland...

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Ju Ju VS Harem Starters

I think it's me. I think by some perverse force of the universe, I am constantly emotionally involved with people whose idea of a relationship is to start their own harems. Mr Shanghai... Mickey... and now Big. These guys in my life are never satisfied with having just one. Just today over dinner, Mickey announced that he had a new addition to his harem, thus bringing his total number of boyfriends to three. It's amazing how those guys are willing to share the same guy, but it's not hard to believe. Mickey is the perfect boyfriend anyone can ask for. Not only is Mickey blessed with exceptional good looks and body, he is also rich and extremely romantic. Every date with him always feels like a Disney movie on steroids. So it’s entirely believable as to why those guys would be so receptive to his special harem arrangements. It would seem that they are willing to do anything just to make sure they get to keep their good catch. 
 
“But I have my principles,” I stated firmly when Mickey asked me why I was unwilling to try for a three-way relationship with Big. And it is all thanks to these principles that I was prevented from doing silly things like breaking off with Big and running off to join Mickey’s or Mr Shanghai's harem, which could have easily happened! Frankly, it is not hard to fall in love with two people, or in my case, three at the same time. But I believe the defining moment comes from the choices you eventually make. For me, I chose to stay on with Big because I believed in my principles. So despite me being head over heels over Mickey and Mr Shanghai, I chose not to act on it. 


So if you ask me if I was upset with Big for falling in love with another guy, my answer is no. I am just upset that he chose to make a different decision from mine by wanting to act on this new found love with Jet. That’s all. But then again, he made that choice based on his own set of  principles… so who am I to judge someone else’s principles? Besides, I was the one who made the choice of being in a relationship with Big despite knowing from the very start that his view on relationships was as such (though I admit I was banging on the hope that somehow that might change with time). Seems to me, I really have a knack for getting myself involved with harem starters…


As for Mickey,  the dinner today was very much a closure for the both of us. As much as I am still crazy about him, I realised that it's totally impossible for us to be together even if we were both single. That's just the way it is...
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